Date: Aug 4, 2011
The Korean version of McDonalds is a shop called Lotteria. (Cafeteria + Lotte Mart = Lotteria). (I think this is right....It could just be some Konglish...) A Lotteria just opened up on my way to walk. It is dangerous. I have a habit of stopping in the morning and getting an Iced Cafe Latte. (I have to drink my milk somehow!!!)
Anyway, I love the guy behind the counter. He probably speaks as much English as I do Korean, but we seem to get the messages across fairly uninterruptedly. It is the same guy every day--with a few exceptions. So, he knows that I always get the same thing: Iced Cafe Latte with 1 syrup. Except, somedays I also get a strawberry waffle--if I haven't been to Lotte Mart in a while and don't have any breakfast food.
Well, one day while the guy behind the counter (I don't know his name...) was making my latte, I happened to take a gander around the shop. And I alarmed to discover that Lotteria is owned by vampires. The proproganda is written clearly and in grammatically correct English. It is written on the walls! In Plain SIGHT!!
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| "Toch me, It's so easy to leave me. Al alone with the memory of my DAYS IN THE SUN" |
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| "I remember the time when I knew what happiness was" |
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| "Life was beautiful then" |
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| "memory...all alone in the moonlight" |
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| "I can dream of the old days" |
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| OPEN 24 hours, because Vampires have to work at night! |
Don't the quotes sound like they come straight out of Edward's mouth? Seriously? They do.
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